Archive for the ‘Lunacy and plain Stupidity’ Category
12 Oct
Republic of China 2009 Recruitment Center of National Armed Forces CM
This is a short clip bring you by Recruitment Center of National Armed Forces (國防部人才招募中心).
It’s a great clip, actually. But I know, it’s a Transformers rip off, for sure.
Sorry for the video quality, the original video is 720×480 with max bit rate about 1000kbps.
You can download this video clip here.
8 Oct
Evolution of a pet ad
via Craig’s list:
Date: 2009-07-31, 3:16PM CDT
Purebread Yorkie puppies for sale 6 weeks old 3 girls @ $450 2 boys @ $400!! Parents on site! Hurry these won’t last!!!
Week 2: Ad #2
Purebred Yorkie puppies for rehoming – eating solid food – rehoming fee applies 2 girls 2 boys!! Parents on site. These are going fast!!!
Week 3: Ad #3
Please don’t flag this ad – I’m not a breeder.
Purebred Yorkie puppies for adoption – 8 weeks old – email about rehoming fee. 2 girls 1 boy.
Week 4: Ad #4
YOU IDIOTS ON THE CL POLICE NEED TO GET A LIFE. I AM NOT A BREEDER. IF THESE PUPPIES END UP IN THE POUND ITS YOUR FAULT.
Purebred Yorkie puppies for adoption – 9 weeks old – email about rehoming fee. 1 girl 1 boy.
Week 6: Ads # 5 and 6 (posted a day apart)
Purebred Yorkie puppy for adoption – 10 weeks old – female. I have to rehome because of allergies. Rehoming fee does apply. To a good home only.
Yorkie puppy for rehoming – 10 weeks old – male. I have to rehome because I’m moving. I hate to see this one go – rehoming fee applies to ensure a good home.
Week 7: Ad #7
Pure Heart Rescue: 11 week old owner surrender purebred male Yorkie puppy. He is UTD on his shots and neutered. A vet reference and a home visit is required. Re-homing fee: $100.
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1299168393
5 Oct
Coffin Couch
On first glance, I couldn’t imagine anyone other than Anne Rice or Twilight fans would want something like this.
But then I realized something:
1) this could be the source of a mother of a prank,
2) my Halloween decor would be epic, and
2) would keep all those pesky neighbors away from sheer fright.
20 Aug
Mummy Dearest
Why spend big bucks on a funeral when you can be mummified instead! And while you’re at it, order an Egyptian casket a la King Tut. Spend the next few millenia being passed from generation to generation, attend family dinners in the 28th century, and have your great-great-great-grandchildren grow up under your watchful gaze.
Dis Aliter Visum (It seemed otherwise to the gods) 