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Coffin Couch

On first glance, I couldn’t imagine anyone other than Anne Rice or Twilight fans would want something like this.

But then I realized something:

1) this could be the source of a mother of a prank,

2) my Halloween decor would be epic, and

2) would keep all those pesky neighbors away from sheer fright.

Mummy Dearest

Why spend big bucks on a funeral when you can be mummified instead!  And while you’re at it, order an Egyptian casket a la King Tut.  Spend the next few millenia being passed from generation to generation, attend family dinners in the 28th century, and have your great-great-great-grandchildren grow up under your watchful gaze.

http://www.summum.org/mummification/